Don't Mess With Zohan

Millenium · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 2732 **Location:** Waterloo

Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

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Swindler · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:39 pm

havent seen it but it seems to be pretty boring..

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Millenium wrote:

Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

Its ok <3 Have a cookie

woutR · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:45 pm

User Rating: 5.6/10

An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Adam Sandler

I could have told you it was going to suck balls without having to watch it.

Snoopy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:45 pm

=o how did you not like the PRETZEL!!!!

Shynygamie · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 688 **Location:**

Totally agreed. I didn't like it either. :banghead:

cuchulainn · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 2168 **Location:**

Millenium wrote:

Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

You actually expected it to be good?

Should've saved your money for Dark Knight next week.

Pham · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 541 **Location:**

Millenium wrote:

Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

lol yep, my friend told me that was teh worst movie he had watch or somethnig like that, good thing i didnt go watch it and wasted money lol

Amelie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:06 pm

adam sandler has been always a turn off.

PuppetOfGaea · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Amelie wrote:

adam sandler has been always a turn off.

Once again something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

StealMySoda · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 5245 **Location:**

It made me chuckle. Couldn't been the fact I went to see it at midnight and I always get giggly when I'm tired.

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

It might have something to do with the fact that you saw the wrong movie!
This might help:
http://www.youdontmesswiththezohan.com/

-.-
even if it sucked that hard at least get the title right

huejas · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1804 **Location:**

friend told me it was good.
i watched it.
i slapped him.

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

good thing i didn't see it

rek · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:13 am

Millenium wrote:

Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

Its his 'bush'.

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